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| "Transformers 3:Dark Side of The Moon" Review |
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Chrissy Andersen |
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Transformers 3:Dark of the Moon The Autobots find out about a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the Moon, and race against the Decepticons to contact it and learn its secrets, that would turn the tide during the Transformers' final battle.
Ok, one tiny spoiler. In Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon you will uncover just about the most gratuitous ass shot ever previously put into a non porn movie. It goes on and on for no apparent reason. Michael Bay dick's just can't seem to realise that we are there for the robots. The ass shot is as pointless and stupid as the shot of Megan Fox practically dry humping that motorcycle.
The tale for Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon is the best so far. It is well written and Shia LaBeou is extraordinary. The movie has parts that made me laugh and parts that made me cry. When we were departing from I heard a woman ask, "Why do people clap and cheer in movies? The actor's can't hear them." Yes, I'm among the many ones that clapped and cheered. Let's hope the time never comes that I stop clapping and cheering. When I am 85 and our members of the military (101st Screaming Eagles in this particular case) and/or Optimus Prime comes up to save the day I will clack my dentures should i be too weak to cheer.
Note and spoiler for Whovians. You will see the leading storyline manipulates time (The Time Wars) and it really is very, almost identical to Doctor Who: The End of Time the very last episode for Ten.
"Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon" Cast Interview: Running From Robots - Minor Spoilers
The downside of the movie.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is exceptionally gorgeous however the collagen in her top lip is distracting as it changes to duck lips and back. She runs, climbs and falls off buildings in stilettos a lot more of Michael Bay directing with his dick the shoes are ridiculous.
The key battle scene is again very long and sometimes it is difficult to know who's winning and who is losing.
COMPLAINT: Two robots perished that shouldn't have. Michael Bay could have easily brought them back following thecredits but he can be a dick. His dick wasn't involved so he didn't.
Transformers 3: Dark Side of The Moon is incredible fun! Go see it! If you're able to find it in 3D, best of all.
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